from the creators of the prostitute chronicals

roxylalondeseyelashes:

me: does nothing
me: contemplates watching movie
me: doesn't watch movie, lies in bed
me: looks around for more things to not do
anyone: hey can you do me a favour-
me: oh my god i have exams you ass what do you want i'm really busy

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Alyssa.: stridercestprince: It’s always been my headcanon that Dirk is OCD. So...

snazzycookies:

stridercestprince:

It’s always been my headcanon that Dirk is OCD. So in alphaverse, when he’s taking his ridiculously long showers, he’s actually scrubbing his skin raw. If Dirk ever stays in the shower for more than an hour, Dave knows something’s up and goes into the bathroom to get him (he had the lock removed after the first time it happened). Dave will ask him to come out and Dirk will refuse, say he’s not done, he isn’t finished yet. But Dave will see him shivering and raw and bleeding in some places and grab a towel and physically tear him from the bathroom, hauling him kicking and screaming to the kitchen where he sets him on the floor and pulls out the entire silver wear drawer and dumps it on the floor. ‘Show me how you do silver wear,’ Dave will ask, and Dirk will just sob and say no no let me go back let me finish, but Dave will keep insisting until Dirk starts to half-heartedly shuffle through the spoons and forks. Eventually he’ll build up steam and start sorting and stacking and maybe half an hour later he’s got them all back in the drawer and is very carefully putting it back into the cabinet. Then he collapses in Dave’s lap, still naked and bruised, and starts to sob, saying how sorry he is for being this way. And Dave just holds him and worries about all the things he’s probably doing wrong.

— charlie-kun

wow, I really love this idea.  This is beautiful, Dave you are so loving and understanding, wow.

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